Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

by Scarwielder September 12, 2018

pineapple lump

A Sri Lankan who is brown on the outside yet blonde on the inside, who squeals, topples, then falls whilst attempting to bungy jump

"You're like a pineapple lump!"

by Nick101 August 29, 2006

The Pineapple Club

You may or may not be a member of it.

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"

by ips1023 September 09, 2010

pineapple pizza

A pizza that was made from a topping that ruined pizza
Pizza is good, but not with pineapple

Pineapple pizzas are consumed by hippies. Hippies are terrible. And so is the food they consume.
Therefore, pineapple pizza is terrible .

It's the equivalent from eating a used diaper filled with explosive green diarreah.
Every
Villian
Is

Pineapple pizza

"May i take your order?"
'Yeah hmm um, can i have one well rounded crap pizza?'
"Sure! One pineapple pizza for you!"

by Pizzagod_13 August 27, 2015

Butt Pineapple

When you put two hands, palms together, in someones asshole and wiggle your fingers back and forth interlocking. It looks like a pineapple.

Penelope thought Harold deserved a butt pineapple last night. It was a good way to shut him up

by HaroldPenelope February 04, 2011

Pineapple effect

When you get freaky and you want porno.

I think I have the pineapple effect. I'm gonna call Jeff.

by Samantha Kirk January 20, 2017

pineapple vagina

A pineapple vagina is when a girl puts pineapple in her vagina and the mans eats her out and proceeds to eat the pineapple until it's gone

" damn, that man had me do the pineapple vagina method last night

by Cocksnot March 16, 2016