St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

by yeetuz May 20, 2019

phonebanging

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

by LORNA VU July 9, 2006

phone billion

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

by zimbabwa May 9, 2007

phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

by Cupcaken February 25, 2010

Phone Limbo

When your phone's battery is close to being drained and you're unable/too lazy to charge it. How low can YOU go?

This morning I discovered my phone hadn't charged the night before, and was forced to play Phone Limbo; I couldn't text for fear of running out of power.

by Will Pwn 4 Food October 29, 2010

phone dude

Fuckin badass phone guy from FNaF3

Phone Dude: Hey Hey, glad you came back for another night!

by Phone Dude May 30, 2016

phone face

when someone is laying in bed and their phone is in the air and they drop it on their face.

Last night i was totally a phone face.

by flowey_from_undertale July 7, 2017