Penis

Male Reproductive Organ that inserts itself into the female reproductive organ the vagina and unleashes billions of sperms that are your future kids.

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by Donnie Brosco May 13, 2005

Penis

Something you do not have.

by DarkRixorz October 31, 2003

Peni

Where a man has two penises not connected together but branch off of the balls.

Did you hear rick has peni!?!? Talk about double sex

by penigirl456 May 10, 2009

Peni

The plural of penis.

The lady loved touching elephant peni.

by The_anonymous January 3, 2014

Penis

Stop looking up what a penis is, you perverted twelve year old,

what a penis?

by ASDFGHJKLL;' November 1, 2016

Penis

A shaft which is connected to most males that is used to persuade women into pro-choice.

I dissagree against abortion but not if you use your PENIS on me!

by PinSeekr December 28, 2005

Penis

The thing that goes into a women's vagina and makes her scream

I stuck my penis in that girls vagina last night and she screamed real loud!

by yaboiaz July 10, 2015