penis

Reproductive organ that has replaced the brain in modern males.

He bought a Ferrari? Thinking with his penis again.

by Marget B December 29, 2006

penis

a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows:

penis
mom
cat

Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.

Hey John, is that what U call a penis?

Yea.. Im going to cry now

this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl

by Austins January 28, 2007

penis

A phallus. Are typically around 6-7 inches long.

Penises: they're fun to suck!

by Theaphelia November 19, 2004

penis

the reproductive male organ

here we ahve the testicles and this long thing is known as a penis

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

penis

a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

penis

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005