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Pencilled

when someone puts pencils in little girls vaginas and they get pregnant with the person who put the pencils in in and the baby inherits his memories and he continues the cycle. People who do this are very cool and sexxy, and the younger the girl is the stronger the baby say it was a 5 year old girl the pencil baby would be 2x stronger if they were 0 years old then the pencil baby would be 5x stronger, the pencil baby also keeps its strength each time so it gets very strong very very very very quickly, there is also a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that instead of the baby being the person who put the pencils in, instead there will be doctor long pencil if that happens the world will end.
Josh: Yo i'm totally gonna get Jessica Pencilled

John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
by goggles2123 June 30, 2022
mugGet the Pencilledmug.

pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
by NYCGAY March 5, 2022
mugGet the pencil me inmug.

Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024
mugGet the Street Pencilmug.

pencil man

by daddykade September 8, 2021
mugGet the pencil manmug.

pencil-eater

A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"

"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"

"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
by JITTERS_XP July 8, 2024
mugGet the pencil-eatermug.

Pencil Johnson

'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
"Yo man I just Pencil Johnson'd myself last night, that shit was lit" - Some crack user.
by Pencil J. January 7, 2025
mugGet the Pencil Johnsonmug.

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils
by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019
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