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Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
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John Wick with a pencil

Unstoppable, unkillable, indestructible, force of fear dread gore and power
Idk i forgot the scene lmao but John wick with a pencil is badass...i should've said it up there
by Básnik July 24, 2021
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2B Pencils

Better in every single way than HB Pencils
by 2B 0r Not 2B August 12, 2019
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Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.
If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.
by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024
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Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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dry pencil

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
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Pencilled

when someone puts pencils in little girls vaginas and they get pregnant with the person who put the pencils in in and the baby inherits his memories and he continues the cycle. People who do this are very cool and sexxy, and the younger the girl is the stronger the baby say it was a 5 year old girl the pencil baby would be 2x stronger if they were 0 years old then the pencil baby would be 5x stronger, the pencil baby also keeps its strength each time so it gets very strong very very very very quickly, there is also a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that instead of the baby being the person who put the pencils in, instead there will be doctor long pencil if that happens the world will end.
Josh: Yo i'm totally gonna get Jessica Pencilled

John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
by goggles2123 June 30, 2022
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