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The cat and the pecker

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.
did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?
by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010
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Pecker lick

Someone who is obviously a looser or a "chicken". Someone who will not "go with the crowd" or will not "jump of the bridge because everyone else is doing it and having fun" or just simply someone who ruins all the fun and licks pecker.
*"Don't be a pecker lick!!!"
*" I don't mean to be a pecker lick, I just love sucking the fun out of everything. Sorry everyone."
by Kandace0508 February 21, 2009
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pecker peep

when your pecker pokes through the slit in your boxers. usually happens in gym leading to ultimate embarassment
I was changing in the locker room when my pecker peeped and everyone saw my tiny willie
by adsfajsfklajsd; June 3, 2009
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pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.
If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.
by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010
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Peckerdoodle

Austin is such a Peckerdoodle!
by Luv that Tattoo March 29, 2010
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Peckerfeeler

A degrading euphemism for a homosexual male. Very descriptive in nature, this insult may be used either in jest with your buddies or as a way of identifying a homosexual man.
Person #1: Dude, did you hear that Jared came out of the closet???

Person #2: Yeah, I heard. I always thought he was gay but now I know he's a peckerfeeler for sure! If I were you, I'd avoid that dude like the plague.
by Yo freakin' mama February 26, 2011
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pecker drule

The additional piss that falls from your dick when forgetting to shake it off, which usually drips onto the pants of the victim leaving a stain looking like your pecker just druled and for everyone at the party to humiliate you.
"SHIT! i got some pecker drule on my jeans, i guess i'll just wait in the bathroom until that shit dries up, wheres my natty light."

Victim-"Yoo look, i got some pecker drule on my jeans... pleassse don't tell anyone man, that shit is embarrassing!"

Friend-"Heyyyy everyone, look, this little bitch over here forgot to shake his dick( 3 times only, any more shakes and your beating off) and got pecker drule all over himself."

Victim-"You asshole"
by Draggggs May 9, 2011
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