9ahba paradox

Since 9ahba has a "hofra" inside her, and there is a "9ahba" in a "hofra" the "9ahab paradox" is created.

Sofiane : Hey look Abd El Ghani, there is a 9ahba paradox right there !
Abd El Ghani : Damn ! i hope it gets fixed soon.

by Ktululu May 26, 2023

Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.

Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.

by snake plisskent June 2, 2020

Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).

The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

by @mrkulci June 11, 2021

The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"

Person 1: "You don't exist physically because I've never seen you before in person"

Person 2: How the fuck does that make sense?

Person 1: it's the Yasuké Paradox, that's how!

by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021

Schlunktungler's Paradox

Can't wack off witout the cock snot, but need to wack off for the slunge.

Guy 1: Why u so tired twin
Guy 2: shit so hard cant choke the chicken
Guy 1: js do it bro
Guy 2: My shit so dry, stuck in Schlunktungler's Paradox n shit
Guy 1: Why i keep my shlizz in a jar bro. Doesn't leave my side

by Simon Schlunktungler October 27, 2025

sigma paradox

The Sigma paradox happens with thirds mainly e.g 1/3 = 33.333 repeating 2/3 = 66.666 repeating and 3/3 = 99.999 repeating. 3/3 is q whole number equaling 1 however it can't equal 1 because it is 99.9 repeating get it? It comes ever closer too 100% but will never get there. You can relate, in sure.

Bruh. Your life is pretty much a Sigma Paradox!
What?
You will NEVER SUCCEED ;)

by pseudonym1583622891 May 3, 2016

friendliness paradox

A theory when friendliness or hospitality and privacy don't go hand in hand

A perfect example of friendliness paradox is the collective culture: People from collective culture are friendly, but they're sneaking into other's businesses

by Sir. B February 21, 2021