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paradox

(verb) the act of NOT purposely spreading misinformation on the internet.
This definition is a paradox.
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Tak's Paradox

Tak's paradox is a theory created which states that teacher's care about mental health and want you to not work as hard as you do to get good grades. The problem with that is if you take a break, then you end up getting low grades on your assignments. Therefore, the theory states that students are always trapped in a constant loop of pain either cuz of low grades or because of high workload and stress.
The teachers didn't take Tak's paradox into consideration.
by Father Tak October 22, 2020
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The marmor paradox

Someone that is realy cool and hot at the same time
The paradox makes him one awsome motherfucker that all the girls like
Wow look at this awsome man he must has the marmor paradox
by The paradoxer December 5, 2016
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bedtime paradox

A thing that you think of before you go to sleep that keeps you up to two in the morning, while you despise the thing that made you think it.

What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
-Brought to you by Rayne Jenkins
"OH MIIII GOOODDDD" FRIGGING BEDTIME PARADOX
by Aberaham Lincoln November 18, 2017
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Chibi Paradox

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.
Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
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Martultimatum paradox

Paradox in which you are stuck in a situation where you can't decide whether to give hope or reject one's feelings basically having no other ways to deal with something until it dies off.

I.e: Someone who is afraid of commitment but doesn't want to hurt the other's feeling by rejecting them.

Officially named after the person who caused the paradox hypothesis
"Damn bro im in a Martultimatum paradox with this girl rn" "Make up your mind bro"
by nightmarerobma January 2, 2024
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The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.
Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.
by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024
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