panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

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turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali January 7, 2016

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panda gang

A group of traders who expose frauds and roast them

Yo, did you see Teddy and Ali getting violated by panda gang?

by ghostylord October 14, 2021

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Blue panda

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.

The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.

by panda1scientist1 May 18, 2017

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Mama Panda

Refers to a person who is the god of all gods. The person is considered to be the smartest entity living on Earth. Doesnt need to refer to a female gender.

That mama panda is too intelligent.

by Level 97273939 January 31, 2017

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