rusty overalls

When a blue collar working man gets home from a long day of work and hits the pub then comes home for a night of fornication but can’t undo his straps because they are rusty.. he unzips his mid section and had at it

After a night of prowling I met a burly construction worker who took me back to his trailer and laid the rusty overalls on me. Owwwwww!!!

by Case face December 20, 2017

Operation Sea Lion

Noun: code name for the planned invasion of Great Britain by Nazi Germany in 1940 (German trans: "Unternehmen Seelöwe"); plan defeated by British forces on land, sea and air.

After Goering's Luftwaffe failed to achieve air superiority over Britain, Hitler was forced to cancel Operation Sea Lion.

by speedog June 25, 2010

Operation Beautiful

Underground acts of placing supposedly inspirational messages, usually on public mirrors, to people with low self-esteem regarding their body. According to Keynesian economics, such acts stimulate the economy by creating more cleaning for employees. Legally vandalism.

The ladies changerooms are mess. That Operation Beautiful again stuff. No, you don't get overtime, you're a casual.

by Male-Employee November 9, 2009

Operation Flying Turtle

An advanced homosexual technique used by only the most adventurous couples. You start this delight by turning up the heat in the room to make your sack leather maliable. Once the sack leather has reached a bubblegumish feel. You then stretch the sack over the entire erect penis and With one hand (your dominant hand preferably) you lock the sack skin firmy in place at the base of the shaft. Now With your other arm supporting your lower back. Have your man kneel before you, grab his ankles, and bring his knees to his shoulders then tell him to repeat the word "Gamera" three times. Now comes the difficult part that takes otherworldly aim and precision. From approximately 15-20 yards out try and achieve a nice eric Dickersonesque head of steam and pray to god you hit the doodoo chute with enough force to engulf the whole " flying turtle... Nothing worse than a fractured Half turtle.

Godspeed

This move was invented,perfected and practiced repeatedly by Adam Carolla on his male staff members over at ace broadcasting studios.

Adam-" Hey bald Bryan, forget that fancy new tumor medicine you've been taking.... I got something better."

Bryan-" what's that boss?"

Adam-" looks like you dropped your pencil"

Bryan-" oh thank......... Uuuuuurrrrgghh ahhhhhhhh noooo! Not operation flying turtle again!!"

by The white pathfinder October 9, 2012

big fat oprah tits

when a situation has reached an all time low

Man, the movie national sucurity was tits. big fat oprah tits.

by goodaaron January 25, 2003

oprahfication

the devaluing of masculinity and femininity.

Due to oprahfication, I am unsure whether I am a man or a woman anymore.

by peterpressure May 23, 2007

Oprah Tits

Defining ones womans larg breast

damn shes got some big fat sweaty oprah tits.

by jihad shakkakaklalala May 8, 2006