Uncle Tip

The sexist uncle on earth

full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling

A Friend with benefits

My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best

by B0oB Saggety August 20, 2017

Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.

A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!

by secretPerver April 08, 2011

Tip Heavy

when the tip of the penis is hard, but the actual penis is not

Last night, my girl was making me hard, but i was only Tip Heavy

by WolfgangQuez June 25, 2015

Clip the Tip

This is used in the Christian community to promote circumcision among the more hip and urban crowd.

"Hey did you gets hear the new promotion for circumcision?"
"Yeah Clip the Tip. I'm definitely gonna go get circumcised."

by Vanilla Water November 08, 2017

tip a kidney

Use the facilities; urinate; take a piss

I drank so much beer, my back teeth are floating; be right back, I gotta tip a kidney.

by incontinent one September 14, 2013

Queer Tipping

The act of tipping the closet of a homosexual to make them lash out in a desperate attempt to remain 'straight' in the eyes of the people.

A good example of Queer Tipping is when somebody made Christian Weston Chandler aka Chris-Chan come out of the closet before hiding back in it.

by TeemoAndZiggs November 01, 2014

filter tip

Cigarette Filter Tips and Roaches. ... Cigarette Filters are usually made from cotton or hemp and filter out the some of the smoke & harmful tars as you inhale, but not all, this gives you a smoother smoke. Tips & Roaches are made from strips of cardboard that you roll up to use as a filter.

Person 1: Hey man can u roll me a filter tip for this joint?

Person 2: Yea sure np

by Lilgertie101 February 08, 2018