Hold my dick

similar to suck my dick in that it is used as an insult. Mainly used to express discontent towards another. Correct usage includes an extended pronunciation of 'hold'

Teacher: "Ok children, do the worksheet I gave you"

Disgruntled Student: "Hold my dick."

by The Sensation of YHS June 28, 2011

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Cuck holding

When two or more chickens are holding hands with each other.
Another use for the phrase is when one partner of a relationship has sex with another person (stranger or friend)
whilst the other person in the relationship watches.

first example:
cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck
(proceeds to hold hand)
second example:
guy1: my wife and I have started cuck holding
guy2: wow thats really cool, can I get in on the action as well?
guy1: as long as you have a superman outfit and you are happy with fucking my wife, then go right ahead buddy, I'll see you in the wardrobe... that's where I like watch from sexy.

by MarmiteWhite le poop dealer October 14, 2019

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Colombian Sleeper Hold

When receiving oral sex, one crams their genitalia into the giver's throat until they either pass out or die from lack of oxygen.

Tom: Yo Eric guess what, I gave Kathy was given a Colombian sleeper hold last night.

Eric: Holy shit man thats wicked hot!

by Cocksmooch2131 July 14, 2012

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waffle hand hold

Also known as the "relationship hand hold" the waffle hand hold is when two people hold hands by lacing their fingers together. It's a higher level hand hold, surpassing the pancake hand hold in intimacy.

A: Fred and I held hands waffle style.

B: The waffle hand hold? I didn't know you guys were that serious.

by smexy_hotdog82 March 04, 2022

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