Long Term Laziness

Often abbreviated to simply “LTL” this majestic phrase is to explain oneself for doing something that is short term work for the eventual greater good of being lazy. For example one might be standing in a situation that calls for sitting. If one is doing this it’s quite clear that this genius is a lazy acumen for spotting that he’s going to arise very soon so he might as well remain standing as to not have to deal with the aggravating work of getting up. The term was first originated in 2008 by Vince Wilfork who was once told to take a knee but didn’t because “LTL”
Sammy: Yo why you standing bro?
Noah: Bro LTL you know you’re just going to have to stand right back up again
Sammy: That’s facts bro but what does LTL mean?
Noah: Long Term Laziness
Sammy: Aight Bet!
by weiny0402 January 19, 2019
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Lazy Astronaut

A sexual position that can be accomplished only by the most skilled, usually a physician.
Man, that doctor was amazing! He rocked my world with the Lazy Astronaut!
by Dr Ock February 12, 2008
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lazy ho syndrome

a condition in which the afflicted is incapable of doing any work whatsoever and is reluctant to do anything besides eat, sleep, or go on the internet. widespread among college students. very contagious with no known cure besides getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something productive.
"where's jessica?"
"she's sleeping on the couch"
"hasn't she been doing that all day?"
"no she got up to eat some nachos and check her facebook"
"damn that bitch has some serious LHS"
"LHS?"
"lazy ho syndrome"
by iloveolas December 04, 2008
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dimwitted lazy dunce

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
by JohnsonsJohnson June 01, 2011
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lazy ass nigga

An 18-21 year old who still thinks he has his whole life ahead of him, without having accomplished anything so much as a G.E.D. He lives with his momma who constantly kicks him out where he then goes and stays at a " traphouse" (crackhouse) or anywhere they will let him. He sits outside ppls houses freeloading wifi or anything else he can get.. Food. Makes a mess in your house and doesn't even clean up after themselves.
Man I wish this lazy ass nigga would go freeload somewhere else.
by cash over ass February 26, 2016
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Lazy Joker

Best buddy in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
Lazy Joker pwnz!
by Mega December 17, 2003
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lazy sunday blaze

when you and your friends don't have anything to do, so you just sit around all day and toke up. one of the most chill smoke sesh's you could possibly have.
friend 1 - Dude you wanna do anything today?
friend 2 - Nah man i'm still hungover from last night, let's go to your house and hang out.
friend 1 - Lazy Sunday Blaze?
friend 2 - helll yaaaa
by koreanmilkman December 21, 2009
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