1. Wow marys a real brown eyed betty
2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice
2. Guy: Hey man I got to see suzys brown eyed betty last night
Guy 2: nice
by Liciousfunk October 04, 2023
Biola Betty (noun): A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s also me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
Biola Betty (noun):
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
A charming, church-raised college girl attending Biola University or another buttoned-up Christian school where chapel attendance is mandatory and ring-by-spring culture thrives. Often blessed with beauty and a steady stream of interested guys, she’s been raised to believe that dating is a straight shot to marriage. Eagerly jumping into a relationship, she soon spirals into deep reflection. Overcome by the pressure of forever, she panics, breaks things off with a heartfelt “I’m just not ready to date yet… it’s not you, it’s also me”, leaving the poor guy mildly confused but ultimately praying for clarity. In the end, she is merely another barrier, standing between sincere, commitment-ready girls and the men searching for them.
“Listen, I don’t want to crush your dreams, but if she’s a Biola Betty, you’ve got about 14 business days before you get the ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ text—delivered with love, prayer, and a perfectly placed Bible verse.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
A girl who knows full well a guy is likely to cheat, hurt her and be an inconsistent loose cannon, yet instists on trying to 'fix' him under a narcissistic and twisted delusion that she's just the special girl out of everyone that's tried to effectively 'Tame the Incredible Hulk'
"She's still with him after he cheated 3 times and everyone around them warned her about him? She must have Betty Ross Syndrome."
by M4rk311 June 11, 2017
"Yeah, she showed up acting all tough. But by the end of the night, she was a burnt betty."
"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."
"My wife pulled a burnt betty on me last night."
by yukoncornelius April 09, 2003
by Trent gravy July 20, 2022
by IHATEBIGSTANKYMONKEYS November 29, 2023