oklahoma oil well

A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.

"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."

by Prince of the Pink Palace July 8, 2017

Dallas Oil Spill

When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.

by Sexman3001 December 26, 2014

Nevada Oil Spill

The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.

Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”

by CalvinsLeftNut April 1, 2023

Rosemary & olive oil

The natural flavor of the Triscuit box right beside me.

Mmmmh! Rosemary & olive oil Triscuits! So delicious!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

oil of so gay

The slobber and jizz on a dude's mug when he is done sucking a dick. (Typically used as an insult to describe a friend's face after they pig-out and have food on their chin, etc.)

Bob's grinning from ear to ear, his ugly mug glistening with Oil of So Gay...And he ate the last hot wing, that fat bastard!

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 4, 2020

shwank seed oil

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

by JimmyDB October 12, 2016