morning weakness

when you wake up in the morning and the blood is like lead in your veins, the severity differs from person to person, for some it might just be hard lifting or working out right away, for others it makes it impossible to stand, button your jeans, or even pull the cap off of toothpaste.

Jim: "Wanna go lift today?"
John: "Sure, but I'm only gonna be able to do half my normal weight for the first 30 minutes"
Jim: "Why?"
John: "Morning weakness is a bitch"

by OhThatsNasty August 9, 2015

Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011

morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.

I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!

by [e-mail] August 22, 2017

Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”

You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.

by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022

Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary

"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"

by XxEmoxX July 6, 2017

The Morning Cherry

when u finish a tank of liquid in your vape, go to sleep and in the morning (allowing for the previous nights vape juice to condense and cool from the vigorous seshing) treat yourself to the morning cherry, which, is the extra two hits that you can get from the prior nights liquid before you get the subsequent harsh hit of burnt coil.

NOTE: this is specifically for thc liquid, if u put nic in vape just smoke a blem u patty.

"the morning cherry is a beautiful thing"
"man, woke up on a saturday and treated myself to a morning cherry"

by GR4SSM4N October 20, 2020

Morning Reveler

A person, place, or thing. Ignite’s the Source, Breath, and Light in everything you hold True.

The Morning Reveler is on point ya’ll, they Bring da Mob to You!

by BennieBoyTV September 3, 2019