side-pocket

The filthiest of prostitutes. A prostitute that sells access to their colostomy hole. This is also a prostitute of the drug addicted and homeless variety. Can also be another name for a colostomy hole. The term comes from a prostitute from Dallas who has become a local celebrity because of his trips to the emergency rooms of Dallas hospitals; and the fact that he literally has EVERY STD and form of hepatitis.

You are such a side-pocket!

by Los026 December 11, 2010

Pocket Text

Any text created and sent by accident from a smart phone or other device residing in your pocket.

Pocket Text Example: adfjaeqptqtprita dab

by bapzzyx June 15, 2011

Pocket Bitch

A girl who seems really nice to most people, but will turn in to a raging uncontrolable bitch if you do something to anger them. In effect they pull the "bitch card" out of thier pocket.

-"Man, I thought that amanda was really nice until she turned into a crazy bitch today."
-Reply:"Yea, shes a pocket bitch"

by Kevin Russell October 4, 2006

fuck pocket

A vagina, a place to stick one's penis.

I rocked that hooker's fuck pocket with my man meat, all for twenty dollars.

by Burnsitito November 11, 2007

Pocket Jiggities

Pocket Jacks in poker , Popularized by Brad Owen

I got two pocket Jiggities suited

by CliffyOG May 12, 2021

fish pocket

warm vagina, heavy fish scent ready for D.....

7th Grader.."I can taste Mrs. Johnsons fish Pocket from here"
Friend responds.."I wanna butter her muffin"


Fish Taco: If it smells like fish eat the dish.....if it smells like provolone you leave it alone.

by 1p1e2t6r8o4 February 2, 2009

pocket video

when your cell takes a video from inside your pocket and you have no idea how it does it... it just does...

duuuude... not cool, my cell just took up all my video space by taking pocket videos... sooo lame...

by i iz de smurf May 20, 2008