Variation of cock block; when someone awkward joins the group/conversation causing the person trying to get laid to get cock blocked
Person 1: Bro, did you get some last night?
Person 2: No, fucking John showed up and made everything awkward so we decided to call it a night
Person 1: Get awk blocked, bro -_-
Person 2: No, fucking John showed up and made everything awkward so we decided to call it a night
Person 1: Get awk blocked, bro -_-
by Hashed Brown June 19, 2011
Get the Awk blockmug. "Mayn, I just got a fat CHEDDA BLOCK"
"Mayn, I just took out a bunch of benjyz fom tha bank, and I made a CHEDDA BLOCK"
"Mayn, I CHEDDA BLOCK dem benjyz to da ceiling"
"Mayn, I just took out a bunch of benjyz fom tha bank, and I made a CHEDDA BLOCK"
"Mayn, I CHEDDA BLOCK dem benjyz to da ceiling"
by K1lla SkRi11A W33zY Ch33Zy May 27, 2009
Get the Chedda Blockmug. A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.
"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."
by QFswagger January 10, 2012
Get the Clock Blockmug. When a conspiracy theorist is confronted with factual evidence that disproves one of his theories, the person bringing forth the facts gets banned and blocked from the website. This is usually followed by a rant on the main page of the website by the conspiracy theorist.
When Bertram presented his evidence that the earth is indeed a globe, he was given the Bournemouth Block.
by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018
Get the Bournemouth Blockmug. Similar to Writer's Block and Reader's Block. Happens when you are watching a series / film / drama / etc. but can not retain the attention span to watch for long periods of time. As well as the shortened viewing time, the ability to retain what has been viewed is impaired.
Another symptom of Watcher's Block is the shorter periods of time between channel changes.
Another symptom of Watcher's Block is the shorter periods of time between channel changes.
1: Did you watch that DVD I loaned you?
2: I tried to, but I can't get into it. Watched 15 minutes of it, then just gave up. Think I've got Watcher's Block.
A: You keep flicking channels here, you got Watcher's Block or something?
B: Must have.
2: I tried to, but I can't get into it. Watched 15 minutes of it, then just gave up. Think I've got Watcher's Block.
A: You keep flicking channels here, you got Watcher's Block or something?
B: Must have.
by Nayfan May 12, 2009
Get the Watcher's Blockmug. Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS
pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway
(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)
halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING
pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house
pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway
(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)
halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING
pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house
by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010
Get the Hog blockingmug. When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is thwarted by a locked door that prevents him from entering his apartment/house and there is no one else around to unlock it.
Guy 1: "Man I was about to hook up with this hot chick last night, but I forgot my key and couldn't get into my apartment."
Guy 2: "Dude you totally got lock-blocked!"
Guy 2: "Dude you totally got lock-blocked!"
by Petey12 September 27, 2013
Get the Lock-blockedmug.