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Lock-blocked

When a guy is about to hook up with a girl but is thwarted by a locked door that prevents him from entering his apartment/house and there is no one else around to unlock it.
Guy 1: "Man I was about to hook up with this hot chick last night, but I forgot my key and couldn't get into my apartment."
Guy 2: "Dude you totally got lock-blocked!"
Lock-blocked by Petey12 September 27, 2013
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lock-blocked

the phenomena occuring when a female bends over and reveals what would normally be clevage, which is instead blocked by her locks of hair falling down over her shoulder
Dude look at Amy try to get that notebook out of her backpack

Oh Swee- damnit man im getting lock-blocked
lock-blocked by eggz09 May 11, 2011

lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.
"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"
lock-blocked by raychelle August 1, 2008

Lock Blocked 

When one is unable to proceed with a bootycall due to the restrictions imposed during a quarantine lockdown.
Man 1: Charles, did you manage to tap that fine filly last weekend?
Man 2: Regrettably I did not, Sebastian. I have been lock blocked by those dastardly Covid restrictions.

lockblocker 

A person who prevents the unlocking of his car door by pulling the door handle at the same time the driver presses the unlock button.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you unlock my door again? I accidentally pulled the handle." Person 2: "Could you stop being such a fucking lockblocker?"
lockblocker by Edahn Small January 9, 2006

Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck
Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me
Lockblocked by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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