POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"
Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 29, 2023
A lie has been told and all that can now be done is to see if it is found out. A play on the expression "the die is cast".
Should we go over the stories we told dad about where we were last night?
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
Nah, there's nothing we can do now; the lie is cast.
by maximthemagnificent March 24, 2014
avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.
"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."
by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
by crackkillah September 02, 2018
An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.
Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"
by victorgardin May 17, 2025
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018