Idiot "Ah! Oh, he... Hello... Do I know y..."
Hym "Do know of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson?"
Idiot "Um.. no."
Hym "Well then YOU are appropriately named you stupid
fucking pig!
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Idiot "Ow! Stop poking me in the face repeatedly!"
Hym "Dr. Jordan B Peterson is on
YouTube. He's brilliant! He used to be a professor of psychology as Harvard and the
university of Toronto and he recorded all of his classes and put them online! That's like 10 years worth of free psychology lectures! He also has a biblical series where he breaks down the
psychological significance of the bible! He's helped millions of people improve their lives! He also does interviews with some of
the greatest thinkers of our time! While making reference to some of the greatest thinkers of ALL time! Like Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Carl Jung, and ME! Your's truly! Hym Iam!"
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Idiot "Ow! St... Stop it!"
Hym "Now go, Idiot! Go subscribe to his YouTube channel! Do it now! Give him all of your money! It's the only way to stop yourself from being a stuuuupid fucking idiot forever!"
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Idiot "St... Ok! I'll..."
Hym "NOT FAST ENOUGH! Give it! Give me your phone! I'll subscribe for you!"
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Idiot "Get... Get off me! Stop! Give that back!"
*Sitting on Idiot's chest in full-mount*
Hym "No! You need this!!! I will save you from your ignorance! VIEW IT! VIEW THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOODNESS!!!"
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Idiot "Stop! Please!"