taziki mustache

a. (n) The result of biting into a juicy gyro and getting taziki sauce on your mustache.

b. (v) The act of going down on a Greek chick.

a. Taki got a total Taziki Mustache at that Greek cafe yesterday.

b. Taki hooked up with that Greek chick and gave her a total Taziki Mustache! Oopah!

by Poison Lunch November 30, 2010

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

Mustache Moment

the event when something awkward happens.

When your duo doesn’t clutch and does something embarrassing then it is a mustache moment.

by Mustache Moment December 17, 2023

Anal mustache

Is and anus with a mustache

John: Dude did you hear sally has an anal mustache. Jacob: no way she has a mustache on butt? John: yes she does and it's huge!

by Satan is a part god May 7, 2023

Bacon mustache

When a guy covers his cock in bacon grease, then slaps his cock across a partners upper lip.

My upper lip is breaking out because my boyfriend gave me a bacon mustache last night.

by Kissthis69 May 26, 2021

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

mustache

1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.

2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.

Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.

by Maxi T. December 27, 2024