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Tanner Music

A Tanner Music is someone who loves boots, jeans, and flannels. You may consider them HICK-like. They love mud and they love singing. They are funny and hot.
You look like you’d be a TANNER MUSIC!!
You are a TANNER MUSIC.
by LindaHarrison January 2, 2021
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Musical Shits

The action of taking shits on a toilet while listening to music. Not to be confused with the game Musical Chairs. Some people take multiple musical shits in the same day.
I always listen to music when I take a shit. In fact, I usually take a couple musical shits a day.
by The Musical Shitter October 4, 2011
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courtesy music

Courtesy music is music you play while you are having sex or masturbating, so your roommates don't have to hear the sounds.
The smooth man that he is, McLovin put an R&B CD on as courtesy music before he had sex with Tasha.
by Some random person. March 18, 2008
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lizard music

The term used to describe the squid-demon-anti melodic- garage door malfunctioning sound of most kinds of dubstep music and some drum and bass and bass music. Lizard music is primarily enjoyed by confused wooks and bass heads, and highly prevalent in Utah, Colorado and the Midwest by people who used to worship bassnectar as a deity.

It lacks common taste and melody and uses loud bass sounds and lack of a regular beat structure to overcompensate instead.

It’s been a plight infecting festivals and house music venues since around 2008, and destroying edm type events since, by taking a melody and putting so many effects on it to the point of it being unrecognizable and undanceable.

Think of the sound a squid tentacle non consensually penetrating your ear drum would make and that’s lizard music. It’s the only kind of music lizard people would enjoy.

Do the right thing and convert your local wook to house music.
I went to the kitty Kat island stage but they started playing lizard music so I left.
by Sendbobnow February 19, 2022
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musical dildos

When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?

Sure sounds great!
by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
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boner music

Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
by Dustybutt Jones November 28, 2010
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talk music

1. a form music exhibiting the lyrical delivery of hip hop with music styles of indie. spoken word poetry over music.

2. the most basic definition of hip hop
Listener of Deepspace5 started out as a rapper, now he's reppin' that talk music.
by Brother Barnabas October 15, 2010
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