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Marie Murphy

full of rich, snobby elitists, who stick their noses in everyone else’s business.
Kid 1: ugh WJHS sucks ass they’re so stupid

Kid 2: I know I also heard that one of them gave a blowjob to one of his teachers

Kid 1: that’s so gross I’m calling the police.

Kid 2: oh so you’re a Marie Murphy student…
by anonymous178393929 November 5, 2021
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"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
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murderball

1. n. The original term for "quad rugby", a fierce ball game of rugby played by quadruplegic athletes in wheelchairs.

2. n. The title of a 2005 documentary about quad rugby.
"Murderball is a fantastic game"
by murderballfan August 29, 2005
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Murican

The neo American who parrots the nightly news and preaches their exceptionalism. They are the laughingstock of the educated world.
muricans vote the two party system; Americans have outgrown the duopoly.
by gregpac November 1, 2016
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murica

The way un-educated Americans (generally rednecks, hicks, republicans, or very patriotic people) say America.
Man: If you don't like how we do things heer'n murica then you ken GIT OUT!!
by Tre'von April 13, 2010
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dropkick murphys

An awesome Irish punk-rock band. Their songs make you wanna dance and sing them on the table all drunk and disorderly. Great songs include Shippin Up to Boston, Kiss Me Im Shitfaced, Fields of Athenry, Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, The Dirty Glass, and Finnegans Wake. Their music includes bagpipes, the coolest instrument there is.
My friends and i were dancing on the table singing songs by dropkick murphys
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
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Murs

One of the best underground rappers on the planet. Was born on March, 16th in L.A.. His style is extremely versatile, for he has some cool gangster songs as well as a bunch of rhymes, that make you think!! His music-machine is 9th Wonder, who also creates a hand full of inventive beats. Murs is one of the eight Living Legends members, the realist underground hiphop group, AND a MG. 3MG's are 3 of the 8 Living Legends rappers; they obviously own too ;-D
Murs is just great, and the four letters stand for:
1. Makin' Underground Raw Shit
2. Most Underground Rap Sucks
"Murs, one of a kind
so there's nobody like me
and I guess that's the reason, why nobody likes me
or is it that I don't like anybody else,
can't quite figure it out, so I keep to myself,
..." Murs - Got Damned
by Temhawk October 14, 2006
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