mouth oatmeal 

Mouth Oatmeal is raw oatmeal with saliva substituting for the water/milk you’d mix it with.

“Yo Dave we got any water? I wanna eat this oatmeal.”
“Nah, we gotta eat mouth oatmeal”

mouth oatmeal by Koister August 25, 2020

Mouth of the south 

The mouth that will never be silenced.

The mouth of the south talks a lot of shit.

Mouth of the south by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.

My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.

Mouth Plumbing by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020

Mouth Spout 

Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.

"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."

Mouth Spout by DumbleFumble November 18, 2020

Mouth cooking 

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food

A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour

Mouth cooking by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020

Mouth Droppings 

A phrase playing on the term "mouse droppings" which indicates your words have the value of rodent shit.

My Facebook friend went deposited his MOUTH DROPPINGS on Covid-19.

Mouth Droppings by thearchangelofsex January 6, 2021

Mouth Pooper Trojan 

A Trojan that poops in your mouth.

Today i'm gonna install Mouth Pooper Trojan becuase it's heathy for my and my PC!

Mouth Pooper Trojan by why don't you go outside? January 14, 2021