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rice propelled motherfucker 

An Asian propelled by rice as if he/she were a Suzuki.
A gook can survive on a single shot glass of rice for a week. Now that's one rice propelled motherfucker!

non driving motherfucker 

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"

Cesar with da motherfucking rpg 

Cesar with da mother ducking rpg is a refers to a man named Cesar with a rpg he. Only brings death and destruction
Oh shit watch out for Cesar with da motherfucking rpg.

whats pimping motherfucker 

How people in the south side of Chicago say hello
whats pimping motherfucker
Fuck you say to me.
*pop*
*pow*
*boom*

Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker 

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER 

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also kind of funny to say