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christmas story morning

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Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
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Beef jerky in the morning 

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Absurdly early in the morning. See also zero dark thirty, asscrack or buttcrack of dawn, dark o'clock or stupid o'clock
"I need a power nap. I'm not used to being up at beef jerky in the morning."
"Bro, this better be important – it's beef jerky in the morning here."
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doki doki morning

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doki doki morning is a debut song from a japan kawaii metal group BABYMETAL
PERSON 1: If you can guess BABYMETAL debut song, i will pay ur dinner
PERSON 2: OMG THATS SO EASY!! It's definitely Doki doki morning haha!!
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morning grind 

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Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
morning grind by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008
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morning splitter 

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In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl
Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.
morning splitter by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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Morning flood 

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When the woman wakes up from where she was sleeping and she's covered in her own ejaculate.
I woke up one day and I had a morning flood.
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