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Montezuma's revenge

A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.

Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.

There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."

Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
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Montebello

A small rich white town right next suffern filled with rich sluts and assholes. Mainly composed of the montebello pines filled with mac-mansions and a few other neighborhood.
How is that slut so rich? she lives in montebello that exlains it
by Babykidxxoo July 13, 2011
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manterrupting

A man's inherent right to interrupt a woman's opinion solely based on the fact that he is superior by dint of his gender. Men are by every quantifiable measure vastly superior to women, and as such are free to stop a woman mid sentence in order to bring veracity, logic, or common sense into the conversation.
Woman: "I just feel that I do the same amount of work and get paid less, this wage gap is..."
Man: "I call upon the power of manterrupting! Listen closely you silly bitch. he wage gap has been

debunked and proven inherently false over and over. It doesn't exist, and your desire to

prove it exists is simply a reaction that is increasingly common among increasingly entitled

women.
Woman: I feel that is untrue based on nothing other than my own feelings at present, which I now

choose to believe over your impeccable logic and superior thinking capability.
by Hewhoistruth October 12, 2016
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Montezuma's revenge

Diarrhea.

A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
Honey do we have any Pepto I just got Montezuma's revenge?
by thedzone October 4, 2009
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Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.
Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.
by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010
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Monterrio

He shake life.
You do this on the weekend?
He do this e'rry night!

He drunk as a fish

and high as a kite.

Oh!
He shake life.
Burrr!
Man, Monterrio, He shake life.
by Life Shaka May 12, 2011
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Montego

A very cute cat that is so lazy
I love my cat Montego.
by Daxton the fortnite GOD October 22, 2019
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