Monster

You.

You are the Monster

by Ms AngloSaxon November 12, 2019

Monster Juice

A drink so addictive, i have had 3 heart attacks and have had several kidney stones surgically removed because i drank so many of them in 1 sitting

I have had 3 heart attacks and have been disowned by all of my family because of my inability to stop drinking monster juice, please help

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster lover

Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)

Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.

by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021

gelatinous monster

the type of monster that tends to eat people in a fangorious manner.

And some people are being fangoriusly eaten by a gelatinous monster. hillary's legs are being digested

by zaphod beblebrox September 10, 2003

Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.

Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.

by Nidira March 20, 2009

Lol Monster

Someone who uses the phrase "Lol" too often, and/or doesn't really laugh.

Poodle132: I went to the store yesterday and I fell.
Narwal6: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOlOLOLOLOLOLoOLOLoLOoLoLOLOL
Poodle132: It wasn't really that funny.

Narwal6: LOL
Poodle132: You Lol Monster.

by Wumpudu September 4, 2010

Dome Monster

Someone who is addicted to giving oral sex. A person who fiends for dick.

It wasn't even Halloween and I still got head by a Dome Monster.

by Louiiee June 19, 2011