Mona lisa

To pull a robbery ; typically lured to a hotel by a beautiful women to a motel to be robbed by waiting men.

"Hey baby we need to come up let's pull a Mona lisa"

by Charlie Humboldt January 26, 2024

monagony

The excruciating pain that's the result of marrying the wrong person.

I was in monagony until my partner left me for another. Now I'm happy, calm and the future is bright.

by Ilookmervlus March 11, 2024

MobKaido

A brawlhalla tiktok streamer who streams at 11pm because he is an asshole

Me: Why do you stream at 11pm mobkaido?

Mobkaido: Because im an asshole and i also suck at brawlhalla and tlof

by AliciaAR March 21, 2024

mobkaido

A highly melonated brawlhalla tiktok streamer who cant aim to save his life and streams at 11:30 pm cuz he's an asshole

Me: Mob, why do you stream at 11:30?

Mobkaido: Because im a loser who doesn't have consideration for the time management of my fans, i also suck at brawlhalla and The Last of Us.

by AliciaAR March 21, 2024

Mockam's Razer

The Stupidest answer is often the correct one.

Bennet: What's the spanish word for muffler?
Joseph: El Mofle.
Bennet: That's some Mockam's Razer Bullshit.

by Dipshit Supreme April 4, 2024

MobKaido

A heavily melanated TikTok Brawlhalla streamer who goons 24/7 to hentai. He also hates his fans and has ZERO consideration for their schedule so he goes live at 11:30PM every stream.

MobKaido's beloved fans: Mob why do you stream so late all the time
Mob: It's because I hate my fans and spend my whole day gooning
Mob: I also suck at brawlhalla

by AliciaAR April 8, 2024

Mona

A wish. The best nickname for them is "Mon" because it means "mine" in French. Mondays belong to them: "Mon•day". They seem rare as a shooting star, but be careful what you wish for, because they never come "true".

Mona, you may be a wish, but never a star.
Mona, you're a bullyshit.

by sun. April 15, 2024