Mirwais

Mirwais

Mirwais

by awejhbfujdbwvuawgrsuodhvbncsMv May 10, 2022

miro

He is the best Fortnite player you will ever know and he will sometimes say the N-word.

Miro come carry me in arenas.

by Antti the feimi May 30, 2022

microwaveshutup

if microwave doesn't stop searching urban i will get angry

"mok mok" microwaveshutup

by Moqquette July 28, 2022

microwaveable

when someone’s so cute and lovable and endearing you could just microwave them

will byers from stranger things is so microwaveable

by midnightsage August 20, 2022

Microwave Addiction

The inability to eat food without microwaving it first, even if it's steaming hot already.

Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.

Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.

Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!

by JJDM123 August 22, 2022

Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022

Microwaveromantic

When you fall in love with your microwave because of how good a friend it is to you

“Did you hear that XYZ is a microwaveromantic?”
“He is? I wish I was his microwave.”
“His microwave makes a better lover than you, lol.”

by REKKUJ October 26, 2022