Crib midget
A baby or someone who resembles a baby due to them being extremely short. Can also be a someone who is very annoying and never stops.
Crib midget by Runks February 2, 2008
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Tickle a Midget
Used to show frustration,
More of a child-appropriate frustration.
Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
More of a child-appropriate frustration.
Notice, how it is more friendly than saying something as...
'Makes me want to punch a baby!'
Seriously, that's just cruel!
Italian Joe says: You know that psycho bitch Macy?
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
Juan says: Hellz Yea! What about her?
Italian Joe says: She makes me want to 'tickle a midget'!
Tickle a Midget by Parush January 16, 2008
Humpback Midget
Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
or
When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
or
When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
Example sentence 1: Can't believe Mary got arrested because she got a Florida humpback midget at the Daytona 500.
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
Example sentence 2: I had asked John to take over the wheel while I was shaving when I looked down to see if that noise was because of a Fl humpback midget.
Example sentence 3: "When George got bit by that caterpillar on his wiener last July, it swole up and gave him a humpback midget!"
Humpback Midget by Hoborilla&da notorious L.I.N.O April 17, 2010
Power Midget
A guy who is short and makes up for it by working out too much. Mostly working out the glamour muscles resulting in a short and thick body that is normally accompanied by a jersey shore like attitude.
Power Midget by Dylan LaCunte November 6, 2010
Clown Midget
A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Clown Midget by jmb2010 December 17, 2010