Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.

I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.

"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker

by sokansas November 25, 2011

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Also see,
Ball Monocle

Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010

meat peach

A woman's vagina. Particularly, one that looks like a bruised gushing peach covered in dirt.

Dude, I totally ate out Julie last night.
Yeah, what's her meat peach taste like?

by For The Ages August 8, 2016

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 2, 2009