manditory abortions

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.

"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"

by Normalboy June 21, 2004

Mandinga

A Mandinga is simply a man from Dinga. Dinga is a town where such poeple like Chuck Noris originate from. So a man of Dinga can be considered a badass or a cool guy. So there for Mandinga is a slang word for a badass cool guy, maybe a friend, uncle, neihgbor, I dont know anyone who fits the discription. In other words, it is not a sex act or a devil, simply a comment or title given to someone.

Hey Mandinga how is it goin?

by didyou September 28, 2006

mandingle

a very large and girthy penis

wow, that guy just whapped his mandingle out!it was rather large!

by Jarod Shuttleworth March 29, 2009

liv and maddie

Some dumb shit on Disney channel

Kid 1: Do you watch liv and maddie
Kid 2: Nah boi that's some dumb shit on Disney channel

by Hotline Bling Drake November 27, 2015

Madi and Scott

Madi and Scott

Madi and scott are the perfect couple.
Scott is short and madi is average.
they are both sexy beasts !
Both of them are odd ones...
they can sing their abc's ;)
they both have dirty minds
they are obsessed with each others hotness,
both madi and scott are sexy beastings and when they are together you can't help but, smile.
they are the cutest things known to earth.
Madi and Scott both act like 2 year olds and they are in love with the beatles and forest gump.

Madi and Scott ♥

"bell rings"
Madi hugs Scott
Scott kisses Madi's cheek (L)


madi and scott are the cutest couple ever :)

by volleyballchicka April 7, 2009

Madi

A Madi is someone who reads urban dictionary way too much and finds the meanings to dirty dirty phrases! get off urban dictionary you!

"oh man, don't be a Madi, go on youtube instead"

by Hans Moleman the third December 19, 2008

mandinga

Also know as the "bowling ball". The mandinga is performed by inserting your thumb and middle finger into your partner's vagina and butthole, respectively. You know if you have performed the mandinga correctly if your partner yells "Mandinga"! If she yells, "Ow!", you probably did it wrong.

C'mon baby, let me fuck you in the butt! Well let's try this!
MANDINGA!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003