A man to whom all cats are attracted since birth. They simply love him and can't keep calm when he is around.
by Mr. 2603 February 1, 2022
Get the Cat Magnetmug. A person that attracts fuckboys and hoes. They live scandalous lives but complain when they get people exactly like their traits
Dude I keep on getting the worst. I'm such a magnet
She's dated thrice in a week, that's what she gets for being a magnet
She's dated thrice in a week, that's what she gets for being a magnet
by Jak3thegreat January 24, 2017
Get the Magnetmug. by lassoman84 July 2, 2023
Get the Fridge Magnetmug. Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
Get the Disaster Magnetmug. Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.
by Racistsanta October 12, 2020
Get the Leather Magnetmug. by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024
Get the Magnetic Baselockmug. A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.
I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mattress-magnetismmug.