Lucia maria

a big beefy boujee girl who isnt afraid to gobble up your mans toes,she is also attracted to apples and she is too much of an annoying slag to get a boyfriend so she tries to fill her loneliness with a bunch of hot celebrities who are out of her league and will never know she exists
NO ONE LIKES LUCIA MARIA

dang did you see Lucia maria didn’t know she could suck multiple toes at once

by Abbie eats willy April 28, 2020

villa maria

Generally, all the girls at villa are huge beersluts and have nothing better to do with their lives than spend it completely fucked up with their mouth on some guy's dick e.g every senior at that school. It's pretty sad that you guys consider yourselves outstanding and different in a good way, because everybody just likes to get u fucked up and take advantage of you. Have fun wasting your life and carrying around those STDs.

"what are we going to do tonight?"
"get fucked up and hook up with dudes. that's what we always do."
"i mean in addition to that."
"is there anything else to do?"

by you know who this is April 4, 2005

Juana Maria

Marijuana backwards with an extra "a" to delunge some of the negative connotations away from the obvious "Good Times" this item delivers.

Person 1: Yo.. you know Juana Maria?
Person 2: Who the f*ck is that?
Person 1: Say it backwards... *wink
Person 2: Oh...!! yea yea I know her... she coo....

by Kashm September 19, 2006

maria anthea

A desperate person ready to do anything just to sleep under a willow tree.

Guy 1:'Lucy is such a maria anthea.'
Guy 2:'What did she do to sleep under your willow tree?'
Guy 1:'She did a hand stand for 15 mins!'
Guy 2:'Wait! You didn't bone her?'
Guy 1:'Wow forgot about that, maybe next time.'

by Reggaerockkermismage August 26, 2011

maria sofia

Maria Sofia you have a beautiful name, too bad that society does not understand it: let's abolish patriarchy! keep chasing your dreams (arjan) e non mollare perché tu sei una guerriera tu puoi tutto!

× but what name is Maria Sofia?

arjan: it's a beutiful name for goat

by ilsegreto37 November 23, 2021

Maria Palma

Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.

Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."

by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011

Maria and Razvan

They're the most beutiful couple ever.
If a maria is not with a Razvan they should find one

Maria and Razvan make such a cute couple

by NotMangu December 24, 2018