by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023
Get the Monster Magnetism mug.A man to whom all cats are attracted since birth. They simply love him and can't keep calm when he is around.
by Mr. 2603 February 1, 2022
Get the Cat Magnet mug.A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 25, 2011
Get the Tofu Magnet mug.Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
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Get the Roid Magnet mug.adj., having the properties of magnetism and gravity. Often used by idiot creationists who have no clue what they're talking about.
by MrBlasphemy July 30, 2006
Get the magnetational mug.Boy: Where did you put the chocolate mom?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
Mom: I put them in my bag...
Boy: Oh, is that so I don't get magneted to them?
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