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Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"
by Social Experiment March 26, 2025
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crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.
Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!
by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025
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Loafing

praising a particular someone excessively (too much)
"jevarn was loafing hard"
by Ajayy east September 20, 2019
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loafing

you either like that or you loafing
Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing
by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024
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loaf

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.
damn shorty is a loaf
by kidzkance November 21, 2019
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Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money
by BRBetz May 13, 2023
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Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you
by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019
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