Abraham Lincoln

Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE

Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD

by wefromOblockshootyouinthehead March 25, 2022

Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.

Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.

by The Martitian January 5, 2011

Abraham Lincoln

A Vagina's pubic hair shaved in a manor that resembles Abraham Lincoln's beird.

Woah man she's got a ginger Abraham Lincoln

by Barry_the_Hippy September 15, 2006

Abe Lincoln

A dick with a harry head.

Dude, I'm not suckin that abe lincoln, I dont want no pubes in my teeth!

by Shizzle fa rizzle July 17, 2003

lincoln log

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

by phillyfolk May 16, 2010

tapping abe lincoln on the forehead

engaging in a bit of the old in-out in-out.

"Baby, when I see you, I want to tap Abe Lincoln on the forehead."

by ryon June 4, 2004

abraham lincoln

When a male knocks a girl out by hitting her in the head with his fist. While she is knocked out the male shaves his pubic hair off and cums on her face. He then places the pubic hair over the cum on the face. (In the shape of a beard)

Phil: Yo, dude last night i abraham lincolned this bitch and now i aint got any pubs!
Billy: Yo that sucks dude.
Cori: hey whatsup guys.
Phil: o hmmmm hi umm.
Billy: Eww what the fuck cori whats on your face?
Phil: Shut the fuck up Billy.

by Phil Bucci November 10, 2007