librarian

an overly anal retentive bitch that glares over your shoulder while you typing on the computer making sure the little 10 year old next to you doesn't see the porn youre watching

the librarians at wilson high

by Usomar December 9, 2006

Library

A hole that the local government throws money in, and single liberal hags go to read and think they are better than everyone else.

Chris: What's a library, dad?
Peter: Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

by ducktails August 29, 2005

Librarians

see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.

Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"

by Merk November 21, 2003

library

a place where people can come to rent fule for their fire. ocasionaly a library will have a book or two that people can read or want to in this case the person will read the book instead of setting it on fire or putting it on the floor and trying to set it on fire with their eyes.

retard one: want to look at my library book tonight?

retard 2: yes.

by Hugo February 11, 2005

Liana

Liana is one of the Phatest of Queens she will fart on you so there is nothing left to breathe except her waste .She will jump on you while you are sleeping to make sure you are happy She is addicted to a gorl called Hosna who is the major phat queen.

Omg i did a liana

by hildaddy224 June 17, 2018

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

LIBRAPHILE

"Libraphile" One who is "Reegan"(definition #2) And a battree on a regular basis. aka manwhore to men. This is also a stalker/rapist.

Aj is a libraphile cause he touched his classmates penis.

by Jose Carabeener May 27, 2008