by Ilovemyboyfriend.com November 1, 2024
Get the Lewis Bmug. Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. 
by BeckyMknd June 8, 2022
Get the Lewismug. by Danisaur January 10, 2014
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by Cheyradarcy1111 April 16, 2019
Get the Ethan Lewismug. Lewis is normally a suspicious boy with a poor attitude to learning, poor eyesight and can't be bothered to do anything. His work ethic is normally what lets him down in most situations, whether that's in or outside the workplace. He enjoys staring at girls for most of his days and normally the small variation as well, typically with an annoying personality. He fantasizes about very hot women that he knows he will never get, sometimes famous people in which he will look up pictures online of them and stare at the screen for about 5 minutes, then get up and go to the window to 'plant his seeds'. He is overall a scruffy lad with terrible eyes who gets zero bitches.
Peter: "Look at that sad, single kid over there begging that girl for a date!"
Sean: "Oh yeah, that's Lewis!"
Sean: "Oh yeah, that's Lewis!"
by MadisonBeerHot October 20, 2023
Get the Lewismug.