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pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
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Caro's Law

Caro's Law

Caro's Law: Also known as 'Carldor' or sometimes refered to as the 'Hypothesis of Caro'.

This denotes to the teachings of the fallen prophet Caro -denounced by the Roman Emperor Scipio Africanus in 165 BC-. Since Pre-Biblical times, the words of Caro have emanated in the hearts and minds of all great forward thinkers such as the disciple of Jesus; Judas, quoting him as he kissed the founder of Christianity's brow, and later down the line even such Italian genius's as Leonardo Da'vinci and Mussolini giving credit to his preachings in their glorious success.

Caro's Law originated as what we would now refer to as an ideology similar to soft fascism, although at the time this may have been seen as the ignorant 'plebs' naturally following the higher authority of the patriarchy. Despite Caro's Law unifying the common man in his struggle against the evils of life, the high religious trinity branded him a heretic, leading to his denouncement at the hands of Scipio.
"Your opinion is invalid in the eyes of Caro's Law, which is empirical evidence in itself"

- Oh, your argument differs to my own? Too bad mate you're wrong -

"Caro's Law is the ultimate ontological argument"

-What does ontological mean you say? Um... urrh... -

"By Caro's Law, 21 Pilots are perhaps the best representation of the modern day dog turd"
-As a follower of Caro’s Law I have musical superiority to all else on this green earth -
by The Real Emperor Scipio July 13, 2018
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Facebook in-law

The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.
My boyfriend is now my cousin's Facebook in-law since she added him to her Facebook friends list!
by Jody M May 15, 2010
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Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).
Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."
by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011
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Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017
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Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.
“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”
by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021
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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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