knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee April 21, 2014

Knobtuse

Bent dick syndrome aka BDS

Yo man that is one bent ass dick right there son, you're knobtuse as hell dude

by Tyler's Dad June 6, 2017

kotty

Needing to use the bathroom. Just like hungry means "wants to eat," thirsty means "wants to drink" and horny means "wants to fuck," kotty means "wants to pee or poop."

From the German word der Kot, meaning excrement.

You don't have to ask permission to leave class if you're kotty-- just go.

I was kotty the whole second half of that movie, but it was too good to miss.

I can't decide whether I'm kotty or just gassy right now.

by zpak April 16, 2020

köttbullar och potatis

The act of shoving meatballs and potato's up your ass

Karl's mom caught him köttbullar och potatis

by EndGaming10 August 3, 2021

Knot

An esoteric multiplex often heard as a "Not" by the wicked, but understood at great depth by the wise, usually used in complex situations with other words that also have double meanings

Joseph Smith was KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, KNOT, a TRUE prophet of God

by BlueEyesWhiteBoy April 20, 2023

Chastity Knot

Also known as a chastity pretzel, the chastity knot is a form of sterilization in which the penis is tied in a knot, therefore making it virtually impossible to have sex. It is commonly practiced in African tribes and isolated Jewish communities. This somewhat odd method of sterilization can result in several fatal side effects. The penis may have a restricted blood flow which results in gangrene and in extreme cases, the penis falling off. In addition, if the person with a chastity knot obtains a boner it will result in death.

Jewish mother: Oy vey! I caught my son kissing a girl the other day, I think I may have to administer a chastity knot!
Jewish mother 2: Nothing like a good 'ol chastity pretzel! Now what say you to a bagel with salmon and cream cheese?

by Jewbagel Supreme February 28, 2013

hoe knot

When a girl ties a knot in a sweater or t-shirt to expose her hip bones and/or belly button.

Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there with that hoe knot?
Girl 2: Yeah, who does she think she's impressing?

by Know's It October 28, 2015