i’m gonna kill myself

what you say when a minor inconvenience has occurred

*breaks pencil lead*

“i’m gonna kill myself”

by depressed-omlet November 4, 2019

Survive and kill the killers with me

Survive and kill the killers with me is slang for lets have gay sex until one of them men dies of starvation.

Hey man, want to Survive and kill the killers with me?

Soon, but I am your brother!

by Miniverosa April 13, 2021

kildo

UBER badass in video games...this man does not know the meaning of the word "lose". He will kick your ass any chance he gets.

Note: this word is in no way associated with the term "dildo".

Man i just got sniped by KILDO!

by K9 February 13, 2005

Kill the spare!

:)

What you say when you don't want someone around. Namely the Cedric Diggory(ies, s?) of the world. Found in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
and more importantly, in the internet cult favorite musical, A Very Potter musical.

Harry/Darren: 'Cedric, seriosuly, screw off. You're just this spare guy who noone wants around. You're such a spare! "
Quirrel/Voldemort/Brian/Joe : KILL THE SPARE! AVADA KEDAVERA!

by InomRedVines August 28, 2010

kill yo'self

a phrase used to tell somebody they're crazy after making an absurd comment.

basically it's something used to say "you must be out of your mind," or "you must be crazy."

"Demarcus, I know you gunna let me copy your homework"

"Kill yo'self"

by Lethal Intent September 17, 2005

Kill all men

People that say "Kill all men" are social rejects, mostly women use it, but there are also Pick me boys who say it.

A man just looked at me. Kill all Men

by UrGirlsFriend0 April 22, 2021

kill yourself

Said to a person that is stupid, or getting on your nerves.

WTF are you talkin' about? Go Kill Yourself!!

by Bronze Beauty December 24, 2007