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not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.
Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.
by knowman April 12, 2008
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Keep it open

A farewell given amongst pimps referring to keeping their pimp hand open so as to not damage their stable when bitch slapping.
I'm about to bounce. Keep it open, dawg.
by Joe Ba-Hoe February 22, 2008
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Keesha

The girl who plays hard to get, but when you get to know her, she can make your day in an instant. She can be incredibly sarcastic when she wants to be and incredibly sweet when you need her to be. She has an amazing playlist ready to go. Your typical bad ass which will convince you that she's Satan's very own daughter. She is dark chocolate personified. Also known as Keesh or Quiche
- That girl has an amazing taste in music, she's so cool.

- Yeah that's our Keesha.
by tonichawk June 26, 2019
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keep it foolish

A deliberately non-sensical parting farewell, popularised in the TV programme 'Nathan Barley'. It approximately means 'see you later' and 'don't take life too seriously'.
(at end of conversation)

Nathan Barley: ...alright then mate, keep it foolish, yeah?

Julian Barrat's character: what does that even mean?

Nathan Barley: erm...

Julian Barrat's character: Just fuck off.
by jewboy000909 March 10, 2008
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Keep Sweet

1. A phrase often used by abusers or abusive systems to control their followers. The abuser needs ego affirmation so they do not merely demand compliance, but also that the follower have a "sweet" attitude. The implication is that as long as the abusee "keeps sweet" they won't have any trouble, but if they do not, there will be negative reprecussions. This phrase was used by FLDS leader Warren Jeffs with his followers.

2. This can be applied in less abusive situations as well. A boyfriend might tell a girlfriend to "keep sweet", meaning "don't get upset about this" He may not be threatening her, but the implication of being sweet instead of addressing a wrong she should be sweet.
Def 1. Cult Leader: "Keep sweet, Alice, I don't want to have to do anything you would regret"

Def 2. Boyfriend: "Keep sweet baby, it's no big deal"
by thinkingriddles November 7, 2016
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keep fucking that chicken

Basically a much funnier synonym for "Keep on keepin' on." It's what you say when someone tells you how they're struggling with something.
Ernie: It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Dick.

Dick: I guess that's me...

Ernie: Keep fucking that chicken.

Dari: *googly eyes*
by Murderface September 19, 2009
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keeks

someone who manages to be mature, intelligent, and level-headed in situations ranging from minor peer pressure to strenuous argumentative instances, without seeming like a goody-two-shoes or suck-up.
person 1: that girl seems like such a kiss-up. she's always doing better than everyone else, it's unnerving.
person 2: nah, dude, she's actually really nice... she is a real keeks, and you should get to know her.
by qwerty lols July 29, 2009
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