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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Juan

Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
-Omg Juan is hot and sexy, I really want to date him
-Omg me too *nuts*
by Bruh3 October 1, 2019
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Juan

A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
by Coxic Sess November 23, 2021
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juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀
so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person
by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025
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Juan

Very tall male who likes girls named Amparo
Dang there goes that Amparo lover Juan again
by Yas Queen man October 25, 2019
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Juan

Juan is a not at all perfect, funny, loyal fellow pretty in a unique way, Juan can be a bit of a flirt and is great boyfriend material. Although many think he is ugly, he is pretty in a way.
Juan, pass me the salt, would ya?
by ProbableProtaginist March 17, 2022
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Juan Reyes

my best friend. The girl getter. You are most likely to fall for him and if not you then most likely more than half of your friends. He’s like

one of those tootsie roll suckers ; hard on the outside but soft on the inside. He’s so sweet when he chooses to be and he’s a child at heart. I hope the girl who gets him is willing to be as patience and passionate as he is. His heart will wait on you, he won’t. He’s taking care of himself, respect that.
Juan Reyes is so cool !😨
by alohabk October 26, 2022
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