kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.

"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."

by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 6, 2017

muffin jerk

Verb; a jerk circle where the males involved all proceed to masturbate upon said muffin, the last one to cum on the muffin must eat it.

Man 1- "Hey did you make it to that muffin jerk last night?"

Man 2- "No i couldn't but ill go to the next one!"

Man 1- "Awesome"

by ConformistGorilla January 25, 2014

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

Sulky jerk

When loneliness and desire reach a level so great you masturbate with tears as lube.

Valentines day will surely be filled with lonely men and their sulky jerks.

by agreenssfan February 14, 2017

jerk-sicle

When you get an ouchie on your penis and put an ice pack on it. But then your girlfriend decides to try and heal you by giving you a blowjob while your dick is ice cold, like a popsicle

Damn dude, yesterday we were going hard at it and i hurt my dick badly, and as she was putting the ice pack on she decided to give me a jerk-sicle. was the best feeling ever bro.

by Makkie_Sakkie October 4, 2021

Misogynistic jerk

Mason

Mason is a misogynistic jerk

by Liszt grant February 16, 2022