Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.

I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.

by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021

Jazz Reptile

When you totally lose the plot and start running round like a maniac screaming and shouting profanities while waving your arms about like you are on fire.

shit look at him he's gone fucking Jazz Reptile

by Dumb Ginger August 1, 2011

Stadium Jazz

Music micro genre that is inherently jazzy but sounds rubbish in your typical jazz club because of its expansiveness

Herb: "Hey what genre is Egg Tooth by Ephemerals? I heard them play it at Sunset Sunside in Paris and it sounded terrible compared to the album"
Suede: "Yeh that one's gonna be stadium jazz if you ask me."

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Jazz

A form of music, enjoyed by bees.

"Ya like Jazz?

by ElmoPope May 17, 2022

Jazzing

the act of jazzing with no hands while listening to jazz

"Stop talking over this music. I'm close to jazzing over here if I can just concentrate."

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Hugh Jazz

A person who has a juicy dump truck

Dude that girl has a Hugh Jazz

by Mooner69 March 8, 2022

Crazy Jazz

(a) exclamation of surprise

(b) expression of amazement
(c) Used to describe some mental goings on
(d) An awesome genre of music in it's craziest form

there's always time for crazy jazz!

by spookylealoo June 23, 2011