jaggoblivion

Some kid who "went pro" at Fortnite but for some reason didn't sign the contract. He tends to leave for weeks on end after being made fun of once.

Guy: Yeah then he just left.
Guy2: And all you said was "you'll never go pro at Fortnite"?
Guy: Yep. Then he mentioned something called 90's, Idk he was probably meth.
Guy2: That sounds like a jaggoblivion

by SomeoneMadeIt March 22, 2020

Jang Jang

a stupid name for a stupid ambulance

"Hey Jang Jang!"
"...I'm an ambulance.."

by your friendly neighbourhood da April 5, 2020

Jangis

always, and I repeat, always black with a six pack who teaches gym class. He is amazing at basketball and football, and most likely is a soccer coach.

person 1: "Hey, do you know where I can learn some sports?"
person 2: "Yeah, I heard Jangis knows a lot of sports."

by haha this is name May 14, 2020

Jang

Really worrying, causing a lot of worry

Its pretty jang that I know nothing for my pathology final exam tomorrow...

by ydnotts May 26, 2020

Jang

Lanky ass chink who is shit at basketball.

Jang you lanky ass, kimchi munching chink

by Big jangus September 8, 2020

jaggot

A rude person who thinks they own everything,are the best and can do what they want

Omg look at him he's a jaggot

by Pan kid October 16, 2020

jangerphas

The state of waking up in the middle of the night needing to go to the bathroom but not wanting to loose any sleepiness.

I woke up in jangerphas then got back to bed and couldn't get back to sleep.

by IS DAT FLAMINGO January 12, 2021